Three Bios (In Increasing Levels of Absurdity)
Because “multi-faceted” is the new “fetch”.
🔔 Warning: This gets funnier as you scroll.
✨ 1. The Official Bio (For People Who Skim for Ph.D., MIT, Stanford)
Dr. Veena Thomas is a seasoned scientist, strategic messaging expert, intuitive brand strategist, and soul-aligned business consultant who bridges depth with precision — helping visionary founders align their energy and language with their true niche of impact.
She holds a Ph.D. from UCSF, a B.S. in biology from MIT, and completed her postdoctoral training at Stanford. With 25+ years of scientific rigor and intuitive intelligence, she helps multi-dimensional leaders clarify their brilliance and build messaging that both feels true and lands with power.
Through her consultancy DrugAbility LLC, she advises early-stage AI-for-drug-discovery companies. Through her signature brand strategy work, she guides purpose-led entrepreneurs, coaches, and healers toward energetic clarity, magnetic positioning, and sovereign expansion.
✨ 2. The Real Bio (For People Who Know the Vibe is Half the Strategy)
Scientist. Strategist. Improv comedian.
Translator of brilliance. Profiler of potential. Strategy nerd with a sixth sense for soul.
Rewiring your messaging from the atoms up. Your resonance is your brand.
I help you clarify your genius, craft language that actually lands, and build a business that feels like truth in motion.
Yes, I’ve got the receipts — MIT, UCSF, Stanford — and a Ph.D. to prove it.
But more importantly?
I see the signal in your noise.
The pattern under the pattern.
The you you’ve been circling with every draft.
I bring 25+ years of scientific precision and intuitive mastery to every client I work with — helping you rise into your next level of clarity, magnetism, and meaningful impact.
Also absurdist humor. And dad jokes so bad, they loop back around to genius.
✨ 3. The Unfortunate Truth (For People Who Are Already Emotionally Invested)
Hi. I’m Dr. Veena Thomas.
MIT grad. UCSF Ph.D. Stanford postdoc.
Improv comedian. Former FBI intern.
I see the patterns under the patterns — and I built this work to strategically name what your potential clients sense. I map the structure of what makes you unshakably you.
Currently decoding your entire business trauma through your price points and choice of lilac over lavender. Was thinking about your niche before we said hello.
I blend science, soul, and psychological insights like an FBI profiler. I will lovingly dismantle your tagline, package your soul into 3 tiers, and help you charge what you’re actually worth.
I’ve thought about your inner child, your font choices, and your inner child’s font choices. (Papyrus, really?) I have notes.
This is strategic soul-work.
This is forensic energetic leadership.
This is the reclamation of your most electric, most aligned self.
Let’s rise.
